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Pictify

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.

Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.

by m0r1arty May 10, 2006

57πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Gutstain

A mark made upon the skin of one's abdominal region - Usually from pig fat but potentially from anything.

Yeah I was eating a bacon butty when a huge glob of grease fell of and landed on my stomach a gutstain appeared on my tummy thereafter.

by m0r1arty May 14, 2009

36πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nougat

A term of endearment which refers to people with mostly white and pink skin colouring.

Named loosely after the French nut and honey confectionery which was adapted by Barratts' into a wrapped sweet.

It's origins lie in the reclamation of pigment equality and the removal of white guilt for the injustices of the hegemonic elite of yesteryear.

It is a cultural badge of peace and only represents those without prejudice towards others skin tones.

A man sees a Caucasian man he is friends with and says "What's up my nougat?"

V Tags are all antonyms V

by m0r1arty June 22, 2011

41πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


gallus

The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat

"See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"

by m0r1arty May 27, 2005

117πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Outwith

Shortened version of 'Outside of' which originated in Scotland as 'Ootwith'. Being a principle word of self-referential encoding it doesn't appear in any 'English' dictionary as it would no longer be 'Outwith' it anymore.

I'm sorry Madam, programming a neuromate robot to alter the 5HT3 update in the Dorsel Horn of the Hippocampus is outwith my knowledge as a plumber.

by m0r1arty August 20, 2009

50πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)

If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.

by m0r1arty September 11, 2009

60πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

by m0r1arty December 12, 2007

41πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž