Luke

He won the genetics lottery, he's hilarious and flirtatious not to mention with the longest shlong, he really is THAT GUY. Everyone and their mother has a phat crush on him and he knows it, he's smarter than he appears and is toxic but no one cares because he can be incredibly charming. He WILL put a spell on you.

oh my goddd, Luke looked me up and down in the corridor today... my knees went weak!!!