twaddly

A condition of the genitals (e.g. vagina, balls, and/or cock) and outlying skin folds in which it feels excessively moist to the touch and/or smells bad.

"Martha Stewart has one twaddly gooch."

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pinkies

A game which is played in the shower between partners. The rules of the game are as follows; to begin, both players reach around their partners rear ends and puts their pinkie on the edge of their partner's sphincter. A countdown is performed, and then both players slowly start sliding their pinkies into the other players' asshole. The first person to stop the other person loses.

Dude 1: Yo man I was playing pinkies with your sister earlier and I got shit all over my fingers!

Dude 2: WTF man not cool.

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