Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

46👍 126👎

harvick

NOUN:

A professional race car driver with more talent than sence from time to time, often seen with a blonde that doesn't have the good sence to remove her hat during the national anthem. Often seen walking down the street with with peanut butter filled chocolate cup and bumping into less talented drivers carrying tubs of caramel.

harvick: mmmm peanut butter cup.

less talented open wheel drive: mmmm tub of caramel.

<bump into each other>

harvick: hey you got your caramel in my peanut butter cup.

ltowd: hey you got your peanut butter cup in my caramel tub.

harvick: What the hell, are you some kind of freak? Walking around with a tub of caramel, are you retarded or something?

7👍 7👎