ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.

socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"

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complaining

Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.

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dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

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cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

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danish

Another form of the word dank or something that is as good as it gets, the best

that car right by the gas pump is danish

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ferrari

Thank god Ford never bought the company and turned it into a flaming bag of satans Asshole.

Unfortunately I can't say the same for other Ford Purchases (Land Rover, Aston Martin, Lincoln, Mercury, and Jaguar)

Ferrari's are one of the most coveted automobiles on earth. Every man aged 3-94 will immediately stop what they are doing and appreciate the beauty and power harnessed by one of these works of art.

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who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

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