power rangers

Pretty okay show teaching kids how to fight evil

Basic formula of the show goes like this:
5 people sitting together at the ice cream parlor, then suddenly danger strikes!,go to their head quarters to find out what's wrong, MIGHTY MORPHIN' TIME!!!, Find and fight the bad guys, henchmen are killed "the Boss" barely survives, the power rangers find "the boss the second time", they continue where they left off, when "the boss is barely able to fight anymore" he injects steroids into his system and becomes a giant, forcing our beloved power rangers to hop in thier equally large machine fighters, blah blah blah, bad guy is defeated, bad guy screams in pain, creator dude gets all pissed off, and everyone goes back to the ice cream parlor...

GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!

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thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

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Trigger Happy T.V.

Show on comedy central that originated in britain where people play pranks on the unsuspecting public. not as red neck as Jackass

trigger happy tv is underrated

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mash

To ride a bike (usually on the road) at olympic blazing speeds without regard for human life, so fast that you think your legs and body will explode.

those hipster kid don't have jobs, all they do is smoke american spirits and mash on their fixies!

wwjd

"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool

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joint

marijuana that is wrapped around like a cigarette.

Don't smoke joints less than 30 percent of the THC actuall goes into your system. smoke bongs 80-90 percent of the thc reaches your system, thus maximizing optimum potency

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lope

To hide something that someone would deem unsafe or illegal

to be discreet or sly

we totally loped it when we saw jesus at the convenience store

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