damn

a word used by angry americans

damn you,
god damnit

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fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

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kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

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tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

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brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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redskins

The best team in the NFL

"dude, did you see the redskins fucking kill the cowboys last night

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K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.

1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.

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