glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

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shrickle

sitting above someone and taking a runny shit on them. shit trickle

She seemed fine until she asked for a shrickle.

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

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fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

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yoder

n-Another name for a penis

Dude, I can see your yoder

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vute

Adj
1. Defined as extremely good looking, or "hot"

That girl right there is so vute, she might be a goddess

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defend

In America this means terminating anyone and everyone for their own personal security, even if it meant the entire world would be destroyed. It's also common to attack weak countries that could possibly stand up against them in certain ways, or for national benefit.

And then call it "Defending"

This can also be described as: "Fighting for peace" or more correctly "Fighting for our peace, screw everyone else"

Let's attack iraq and take their oil, it could be to our benefit in the long run. While saying it's to defend our country.

This is correct yet egoistic.

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