glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

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super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

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gfy

Gud For You, also known as Good For You.

Marry:I heard he Quit!!
John: Is it?? Gud For you!!

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Raspin

a stud

crap, that guy is such a raspin!

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buckleys

No idea, none

Where's Bob?
I've got buckleys!

How did she do that?
I've got buckleys.

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maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

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say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

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