Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

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Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

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spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

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karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

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Xf7

1. A Website design firm operating out of Florida in the USA.

Origin: the acronym X F 7 comes from a combination of the term ff7 relating to a videogame called Final Fantasy 7 and the comic book heroes the X-Men

Xf7 Entertainment, Xf7 oN-LiNe

fisher

A game by which two contestants compete against each other to see who can upload the most urinal cakes into the other contestants anus.When each contestant is filled, each then consumes large amounts of Senecot laxatives. The first person to release all the cakes wins.

My ass is massive after that game of "Fisher"

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fisher

A blood trait formed from an infection found in the urinary tracts of homosexual men who like rimming.This nasty disease can turn the carrier into a serial cum master,and can cause severe behavioural changes such as beastiality, necrophilia and masturbating in shoes.

I had "Fisher" now i'm married to a homosexual binman

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