razored

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

burninate

popularized by homestarrunner.com, describing the burning of peasants and cottages by Trogdor, a majestic dragon.

If they got in a fight, Trogdor would burninate Puff the Magic Dragon's @$$.

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1337z0r

-To be above all other "1337" people

I r teh 1337z0r!!!

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crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

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Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

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premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

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SICK

ambiguous term that either means "wow what a commendable action", or an expression of utter digust.

gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.

Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.

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