Nataleigh

Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.

Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.

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Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

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Get Fuzzy

The best comic strip in the world, even better than Calvin and Hobbes.

Get Fuzzy rocks the house.

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

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shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

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Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

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