Religion

There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.

The opium of the masses.

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pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

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Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

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Armpit

The hollow beneath the arm. The underarm.

Everytime Megan raised her hand in class in her sleeveless dress, the kid behind her tickled her armpit.

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Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org

Bullying is not Okay!

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lionheart

A legendary Gamefaqs troll, comparable only to Legendary Latino Heat and Otis. Also known as Darien Wilde and Eddy Lionheart, he shook the very core of gamefaqs with his flamboyant trolling style, and even caused several fads with dancing, aka the most annoying fad in history. Other forums also got upset with him, and soon he received a KOS, but returned to the site sometime later, forming team lionheart, one of the most radical and influential trolling organizations ever.

lionheart is the best troll ever!

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Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri

bri fucked snip up the ass

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