speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

blondie

the name of Clint Eastwood's character in the best movie of time The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

go watch AMC on the TV

Princess

my best friend a real princess thru and thru and he has the tiara to boot

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

mason jar

A. A jar for masonry

I hold my masonry in my mason jar.

rolls

E., extacy

i rolled so hard last night