Sweatbath

When you take a bath in order to sweat out the long-term residents of smoking marijuana or any other illegal narcotic that is tested for in the school or workplace.

Works best when done for a half hour each night for about three nights in a row at any time prior to the test.

Yesterday I took a 30 minute sweatbath and managed to pass my drug test today

Shuttling

Doing triple digits on an interstate or major highway with all four of your windows down.

Me and Nick were shuttling on the Garden State Parkway on the way to the Jersey Shore...then we got pulled over.

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