checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

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swoll up

someone whose ego has become inlarged. causing them to act arrogant and often unintelligent.

the saying "hold up swoll up"

refers to one of two things:

1. someone who has done something great, is on a roll, and deserves praise.

2. someone who has done nothing spectacular and brags anyway and receives sarcastic praise.

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Duncanvillite

Someone who has lived or is currently living in Duncanville, TX, the ghetto for sure. Usually a tight ass skank/playa with no job, no money, no car, and probably either in band or has a baby momma/daddy. Good for nothing, not doin' nothing. Lazy ass. Maybe habla espanol...or atleast thinks they can.

ghetto da hood

"Gurrrrrl, you KNOW she'ah duncanvillite."
"Gurl why you say dat?"
"Look at dat WEAVE! Lookin' like a damn Beyonce"
"Shooo, i herrr dat."

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sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

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sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then remove it and cram the shitified toe down their throught

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platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

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Pikie

A Pikie is an inbred Irish gypsy. They can usually be found on caravan sites boning their cousins.
It is advisable not to walk your dog in a pikie infested area as they may steal it and try and sell it back to you at a price of around £5.
They also enjoy picking fights with people and will often use weapons.
A Pikie can be recognised by their crappy clothes, or that fact that their dog leads are made of bail twine.
Their language is also not very clear and it is easy to mishear a pikie.

That fucking pikie stole my dog.

Snatch The Language, its not English, its not Irish, its just.....Pikie.

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