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Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. âWalter Whitesâ is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while youâre at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. Iâm an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh⦠Ooooo yeah⦠Um, forget what I said about boxers.
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An overflowing amount of joy and excitement for any snowfall, especially the first significant snowfall of the year and/or massive dumps from blizzards.
Related words: snow, snowpocalypse, snowing, dumping, powder
Stacey: "Marty is going off on facebook with links to pictures and video of the early snowfall up in the mountains. You'd think he won the lottery or something. How can snow make a person so happy? Is he nuts?"
Jerry: "Yes. I think he is nuts. I do not share in his snowxuberance at all. I hope it all stays where he lives."
A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.
Lynda enters the house soaked...
Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?
Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.
Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?
Lynda: What?
I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
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A sudden discharge of yogurt from its container while opening the container lid. The force and amount of discharge is directly proportional to the altitude at which the container is being opened.
Marty and Maria are skiing at Loveland. They take a short break to eat in order to regain energy so that they can continue to shred until last chair. Marty decides to consume a yogurt. This happens next...
Marty: "Gah!"
Maria: "Ha! Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that yogurt pretty much explodes all over your face, clothing, and hair when you open the lid at this altitude."
Marty: "Next time, I'll aim it into my mouth."
Maria: "He he he. Eyogurlation. Never gets old."
Marty: "Funny. Now pass me the napkins."
The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: âObama is so awesome. Heâs totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.â
Dude 2: âReally? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.â
An intertouchdown occurs when a defender intercepts a pass in his endzone and instead of having the interception ruled a touchback, a replacement NFL referee calls that interception a touchdown for the other team.
To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up into his anal cavity via his anus.
Fred: "Did you see that MNF game last night? Wow, the Packers were robbed by the replacement refs. I think the Seahawks QB became the first player in NFL history to throw a game winning interception!"
Marty: "Yeah. Nice intertouchdown for the win there Seahawks."
Fred: "Intertouchdown? What's the signal for an intertouchdown?"
Marty: "To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up his ass."