righteous

worthy of my time

The model over there is righteous, but I'm not sure about this fabric one.

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release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

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florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
_________________

person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

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polytricks

politics. from the great peter tosh

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.

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dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

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casual sex

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties

usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.

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make a run for the border

to masturbate while eating taco bell

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border

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