russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

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a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

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takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

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shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

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fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

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