Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.
Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!
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The hottest and bestest chapter in BAR
Spam!!! Homer!!! Scooby Jew!!!!
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1. Alter ego Danyelle Stampe. A hot dancer who performs with Gwar. Known to shoot 20 foot flames from her mouth, spit blood on the audience, and wear skimpy costumes with a spiked push-up bra.
I don't care what you say, Slymenstra Hymen is fuckin' HOT!
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"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
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a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool
look at lenard run away from phil
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a totally amazing person... nothing more to say
you cant even compare her to harri
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