Fart Muffin

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.

Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.

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Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.

He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.

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Trumping

The act of taking a big ol' poop on politics.

Person 1: Hey I heard Jim is running for class president
Person 2: LOL! He's probably going to be trumping up everything

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