mechanical

Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.

Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!

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checked baggage

Airliner lingo for someone with children.

Girl, dont mess with him, he's got checked baggage!

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bowiegasm

An orgasm achieved while looking at, listening to, smelling, touching, or tasting David Bowie.

Whenever I watch "The Man Who Fell to Earth" I have multiple Bowiegasms.

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carry on bag

Airliner lingo for someone who is pregnant or who has a baby.

Boy, dont mess with her, she's got a carry on!

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