Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.

“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”

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You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”