christian nouveau

christian nouveau, if you belong to a trendy church based youth group such as younglife, or if your church has a big screen tv, or if during there is a rock band that plays during your service you are part of the christian nouveau movement.

John: Is this a church?
Kate: Yea isnt is awesome!
John: Why is there a huge tv hanging from the roof?
Kate: We use it for younglife to display movies during lockins
John: Kate, youre such a christian nouveau.

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Socially Horny

When one or more people have an urge to be social, but with no party, event or activity to do, (pun intended).

Alex, Man I really want to go do something tonight, what about you

Ryan, Yea I know, but what to do?

Alex, IDK, I'm so socially horny

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