Devash

Can be used to describe any thing, situation or person who induces feelings of Devastation

"I have just been sentenced to death by buggery.. Devash..."

"Look at him over there with the ginger dreadlocks trying to get people to sign up for cancer research - what a fucking devash"

"Don't buy apples from him, his apples are devash..."

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DafCun

The benign and affable version of the potent and offensive Northern English insult: 'Daft Cunt'.

People unfamiliar with the connotations of the missing 'T's (especially Southerners) will most likely take it as an incredible insult therefore it is only recommended for use between friends, either as a greeting or during a mild and friendly exchange of so called banter.

If intended for use as an insult, the 'T''s must be re-inserted and it will instantly revert back to its highly unpleasant original form.

(See also: The DafCun Scale)

"NOW THEN DAFCUN!!"

"Har Har, shut up DafCun!"

"Lets have a dafty ya DafCun!"