slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

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broductive

Used as an adjective to describe an act of being abnormally active and useful with your bro. I.e, not spending your day being inebriated by noon.

Also to be used as a noun, Broductivity used to decribe the act of accomplishing useful deeds (working on trucks, yard work, chores, etc.) without the excesive consumption of alcohol or drugs aiding in the halt of being productive with a bro.

Dude, after doing all that yard work today, I feel like we were really Broductive.

chung

v. 1. To throw, toss, or chuck.

2. May mean to puke (rarely).

Definition may vary with usage.

A versatile word with endless possibilities.

past tense: chunged, NOT chang.

1. (Throwing) When Ross found out that Nancy was interested in beastiality, he got so excited that he chunged her right off the bed.


2. (Vomiting) Dude, you were so wasted off of that blackberry brandy that you chunged all over the midget you were making out with!

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