professional playa

A guy who swears that he likes you, but continues to deny it, flirt with other girls, or tell you to your face that he likes " so and so". These people tend to lie about it so much that they engage in passionate arguments with you about it.

Carter, "my boyfriend", is

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deadbeat

Mothers who dont think their children are important enough to pay child support after trying to take the Father for every thing he's worth.

My ex-wife

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Richters

Perpetually pointy nipples.

Some nipples are always pointy they never go down warm cold, no matter. Horney or not, no matter.

Look at the Richters in that haulter top!

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Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

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