bagpiping

when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe

girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!

girl 2: why, what happened?

girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob

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