Awse

\awe-ss\ adjective Shortened version of awesome which describes something more awesome than awesome.

Often lengthened to aw-haw-haw-hawse!!! But only for really really awse shit!

Drift-karts is fuckin' awse!

Fuck! That run by Steve Price was awhawhawhawse!!!

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Cheese fondue

A sex act involving a number of participants. A chosen participant plays the part of the "fondue pot", laying on their back with their legs spread above their head, anus highest and spread open, while the participants ejaculate or squirt directly, or spit such fluids into the aforementioned "fondue pot". Those who wish can then dip appendages or snacks. Bon apetit!

"Sorry Jeffrey, I won't be coming in to work today. I fucked my back up participating in a cheese fondue on Saturday night."

"Hopefully everyone's down for a cheese fondue tonight, I haven't jacked off in like three weeks!"

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