Mocos

Boogers or snot.
Not to be confused with 'Mecos' which is Mexican Spanish vernacular for semen.

"Eew! Don't eat your mocos, cochino!"

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Bushonics

A neologistic vernacular form of American English as it is spoken from the present President of the United States. This can possibly be attributed to a history of rampant and unchecked alcohol and substance abused (marijuana, cocaine) or being dropped on his head at a young age. If American english was spoken in patois this would be it.
See Bushisms,Bush-speak,Bush-talk,Bush-babble.

Misunderestimate, Interpercepted, axis of evil,revisionist historians, suiciders.

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charger

See shitslap

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raspberry

A male prostitute

"There is only one person who would DARE give me the raspberry....LONESTAR!!!"

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wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

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Mecos

Mexican-Spanish slang for semen.

Clean up your mecos, Jose, you left some on the seat again. Damn you.

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dirty fonzi

The act of inserting a thumb into the anus during intercourse. Inspired by the Happy Day's character,Arthur Fonzerelli, who was fond of giving the thumbs up and uttering "Aaaaaaa(nus)."

"We were doing it doggy style when Christian decided to give me a dirty fonzi! I felt so violated!!"

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