Hillwilliam

A person who, while residing in typical "hillbilly" territory, shows no hallmarks of hillbilly behavior.

Man 1: Hey, man. You know Ted in Accounting grew up in a cabin on the Podunk River? And he's the first in his family to graduate college. Or have more than 3 teeth at the same time.

Man 2: Wow. What a hillwilliam.

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L'd ol

The true past tense of the slang terminology, "laugh out loud", or "LOL".

Because "laugh out louded" just doesn't make sense.

Man 1: Did you see that humorous occurrence?

Man 2: Why yes, I did. And not only did it sound like a plan, I also L'd ol.

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Slice of Paper

A better, and more technically correct, way of saying "piece of paper". Its usage pioneered by Matthew Baker.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I borrow a slice of paper?

Guy 2: Sure man. Sounds like a plan.

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Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

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oddkward

When something is both odd and awkward in equal proportion

Man 1: Did that three legged midget just get kissed by his mom in public?

Man 2: Yeah. Totally oddkward.

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Deadstock

What livestock is called when it's dead; notably more delicious than woodstock.

Man 1: I see you're eating a savory deadstock sandwhich, there.

Man 2: Savory indeed. Sounds like a plan.

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Sky Pee

Commonly referred to by the layperson as "rain", dihydrogen monoxide, or "sky pee" as it known amongst meteorological spheres, is a substance that falls from the sky, nourishing planet Earth.

Found predominantly in lakes and the tears of dragons.

Man 1: How 'bout this weather?

Man 2: It's sky peein' cats and dogs.

Man 3: Mhmm.

Man 4: Sounds like a plan.

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