Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

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charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.