steff

The act of not being able to keep one's food in one's mouth.

OMG you've steffed again.

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emma

The act of judging another's food or looking down on people's culinary skills (lack of).

OMG stop emma-ing my mince and bacon sandwiches.
Don't emma me just because I eat a big bag of mini eggs everyday.

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max

The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.

I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?

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toby

The act of goat intercourse, common in peasant European countries and parts of Wales. Often accompanied by high-pitched squeals and Radiohead music. Usually associated with closet gays.

My primary school teacher got caught tobying last night.
I fancy a good toby tonight.

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