Uba

a small, weird looking, and ugly dog that you love, but also gets on your nerves. they pee on the floor a lot because their bladder is too tiny, and they like to sleep under your blankets at night. who knows how that dog breathes...anyways, an uba also has a very short attention span. they also bolt through the house like maniacs, but can fall asleep in less than two minutes. some will be obsessed with the uba, and others will not be able to stand it. there is no in-between. the uba is also woke because it is gender-fluid. if the uba was born as a girl, you can call it a boy because it is simply boyish. if the uba was born as a boy, you can call it a girl because why the heck not. all in all, an uba is your best friend. the uba is annoying, and super funny to look at, but it loves you very much.

Martha: Dude, Uba peed on the floor again.
Esther: Aw, my baby! I love my Uba so much! His pee is soooooo cute! She is my little baby boy!
Martha: Um, no, that dog is ugly. Please pick the rug up and wash it.
Esther: UGh, fine. (Turns to dog) I LOVE YOU UBA!!

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