Teddy bear

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth

"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"

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Manitwouldhurtmetooiftheystuckaneedleinmygooch

Something a pubescent boy yells in a crowded theatre while watching "when the bough breaks" because he's being extra and trying way to hard to make freinds

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Roséacea

The result of your face turning red from drinking too much

Patient: I think I may have rosacea

Doctor: no that’s roséacea, your just a alcoholic