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Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.
Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome
Doolios were a band that existed in 2014. They released their debut single '9 lives' in the UK. They were expected to be touring around North Korea in late 2014 but it was cancelled because it didn't fit Kim Jong Un's music taste. They are widely considered to be the greatest music group of all time.
"hey, shall we play some Minecraft?"
"no, I'd rather listen to doolios"
Majook is a term used to describe a legendary black cat that doesn't like Tiger and Koojam.
Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.
Look over there, it's Majook