j'accuse

French for, "I accuse (you)."

"J'accuse, monsieur Cheney!"

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jelking

In males, flexing your kegel muscles in order to make your boner appear to have a life of its own, throbbing, bouncing, or nodding as if in deep conversation. Mostly used to hump significant others.

I snuggled up close to my wife in the spoon position. I began jelking my chubby into her thigh. She rolled her eyes.

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quiffbomb

when a girl queef-farts over and over again on your pecker--not letting it out after you've spoodged. it's like a vagina raspberry.

I told this ho that I wanted to get a quiffbomb from her and she said sure. all together, it was $300. It was all right though, she said, "I been fixed."

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