to sport wood

To have an erection, typically in a public situation.

Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.

What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.

These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.

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