Malcolm'd

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

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