ass out

when you're all trying to stay up all night drinking and one of your friends goes to bed.

Dude, don't ass out, you're such a pussy.

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dinner club

a group of fabulous women who get together over themed-potluck dinners and complete fun activities.

The dinner club was great last night. Thanks Crystal!

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shampee

what shampoo becomes after you urinate in someone else's bottle. make sure not to tell them.

i sneaked into my neighbor's house and made some shampee.

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