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Cock cheese colohan

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.

Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.

by mama f October 18, 2005


Titted up

To have ones breasts fondled under your jumper

Yeah but no but I went to the pictures last night yeah with this lad from down our estate innit and i got titted up in the back row i hope i am not pregnant innit

by mama F October 04, 2005


Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F April 19, 2006


Filth Friday

The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!

OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...

by mama f September 23, 2005


Dirty Pigeon

Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.

Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again

by mama f September 13, 2005


denson

A very dense person........

god he is thick - what a denson

by mama f October 27, 2005


Snowball winnits

White Winnits stuck to your arse made from white loo roll

Its snowing in my pants.... I must have snowball winnits

by mama f December 09, 2005