Columbidaephobia

Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......

mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

Bus Person

A bus person is someone who catches a bus to and from school every day.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.

mate #1: hey look at that bus person!
mate #2 yeah, he must be very tough to be a 100% bus person!

Bus person gang

a bus person gang is a gang of friends on a School bus. They have to deal with many dangers on a school bus. such as: really sexaul girls and all they talk about is sex. Annoying middle schoolers that are very obnoxious and attention seeking. people that push and shove onto the bus because they think that they are better then everyone else.

thanks.

bus person gang member #1: so, how's life?
*random noise in the background*
bus person gang member #2: alright
*girls randomly moans in the background*
bus person gang member #3: hmmmmmmmmmmm, how to I do this game level?
*another girls moans in background*
bus person gang member #4: no clue!