Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a god among mortals, as he controls everything around him. This includes several Victoria's Secret models panties, and he is often pictured as Poseidon, as he has the ability to turn a catwalk into the Atlantic ocean, if you know what I mean.

Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini