schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

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swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

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belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected

Bastardized Bottomburp likes to belly bump.

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tornado magnet

mobile home

The migrant workers live down by the river in tornado magnets.

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merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

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on a stick

1. special ingredient that makes food at the state fair taste so delicious e.g. peach on a stick, za on a stick, bagel on a stick, creme brulee on a stick, etc.

2. a painful way to die (see death on a stick)

Deep-fried twinkie on a stick is so 2002. What will be the new taste sensation at the fair this year?

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all over it

to dispatch with alacricity; to take care of with gusto

I'm all over it (finsihing that project)
As soon as they found the leftover cake, they were all over it

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