A payphone girl is a girl who hasn't moved from the payphone generation to the cellphone generation, she is useless by today's standards. She still tries to use values from the payphone generation
I always keep my payphone girl for sex, when I am desperate or in an emergency I know I can get it from her, she is always a last resort.
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Gorilla ugly, when you are so ugly and you don't recognize it.
Your girlfriend is so gorilla ugly, that when she looks at a gorilla at the zoo the gorilla thinks it's looking at its on reflection.
The ability, for a woman to switch, from a ladies state of mind, to a
Whores state of mind.
Before I set foot in the strip club, I am going into Hoe-mode so I can make more money......
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