Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

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Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.

I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.

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