Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

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sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

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Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

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cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

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Barbie

barbie is just a slut that wants guys to get their pleasure of her!

hi barbie,oh hi wayne king.
Wanna go to my house and you can pleasure me while i have a wank???

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like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

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washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

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