hockdizzle

love me right, rub me hard

i expecgt some hockdizzle tonight.

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Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

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Tittie Baby

A chiefly southern expression used as a derogatory term towards someone who is acting unusually whiney, timid, or otherwise cowardly.

Quit being such a tittie baby and go kick that rottweiler in the nuts!

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eyedeeone

Above nirvana
Supreme
Guitar God
Leader

EyeDeeOne Rocks.
EyeDeeOne Will Be A Guitarist,

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

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janner

He who models Burberry.

Burberry Ltd would go into liquidation, were Plymouth to be bombed.

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chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

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