Punisher

two in the cooter one in the tooter. also see the shocker. the act of inserting index and middle fingers into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus or bunghole.

He gave her a hella good punisher last night.

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monkey

creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.

Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!

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lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers.

99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?

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bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

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Shema

She's beautiful inside and out. She has big gorgeous brown eyes. She's our habibi. She's our Arabian Princess. She's plain out hott!

If you wanna truly fall in love, just take a look into Shema's eyes

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jeepmud

A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.

JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.

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Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

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