Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

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cum guzzling scum bucket

a drinker of human liquids

when i'm on my knees at a party

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JEDI

Someone with high skills to do almost anything when comes between a battle, With a kick ass lightsaber color :D.

Mark will become a known jedi for centuries

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Banapple

The crossbreed between a banana and an apple. I came up with it during my AP Chemistry class. also see banapple snapple

Mom: What kind of fruit do you want?
Kid: Get me a banapple, bitch!

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tR

A International terrorist organisation knwon for the "Red sunday" incident, in which they massacred rival faction 3D.

The ringleader, Carlos the Jackal aka (namnori) has multiple charges of bombing, murder and paedophilia

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T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

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saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

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