jahoobelees

butt boobies

bum busters...squeeze in really tight..and let it loose..:)

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Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

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Coheed and Cambria

crappy emo band
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell

"I love Coheed and Cambria"
"Lemme listen...
That isnt coheed, thats fuckin RUSH"

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Quonk

The noise a swan makes

Swan - "Quonk"

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DROP A DIME

To tell on someone

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Whitey

Any person in a position of wealth and power regardless of skin color, who acts only in self-interest or in the interest of his close friends and business associates to further their own power and assert control over more and more people.

Colin Powell may call himself a "compassionate conservative" but he's really just whitey in a neat, black package that is not distasteful to middle amerikkka.

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laoq

Someone who is high on pot, usually reffering to Latinos

I hear he's a laoq

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